When goobergolf hits the High Court they're going to search her bags for tacks. No judge in NZ could be asked to preside over a trial in which goobergold was appearing if she was fully armed with tacks and spitting them everywhere - think of the damage to wood paneling and the Judge's wig.
Also, as I understand, and much to her relief, goober will be allowed to take with her the specially decorated 'night' bowl which she is also permitted to share with kalpal and nina_s. Won't that be fun.
I'd like to take this opportunity to send a message to melpal that I have received all those marriage proposals but I can't make out the fine detail because of the dribble and snot over them. And thankyou very much for reminding me again of the measurements of my personal details and what you like to do with them.
Yours truly,
Goodnewsguy
Dear GNG
ReplyDeleteI am concerned about the health risks of your job, and suggest you apply immediately for a special payment, on top of your wage from NOS. Goodness knows what lurks in the dribble of these people and there should be danger money included.
It's a bit worrying that your personal measurements are so well known. The group has taken it upon themselves to redefine existing mathematical standards. According to group leader, Vic, 3mm will now become .003mm. This has serious consequences for all males, who have skited about their 6 inches. From now on 6 inches or 152.4mm, will become .152mm or .006 of an inch. What this will do for the male psyche, is yet to be known, but it's not going to be pretty.