GNG fan said...
Dear GNG
I am concerned about the health risks of your job, and suggest you apply immediately for a special payment, on top of your wage from NOS. Goodness knows what lurks in the dribble of these people and there should be danger money included.
It's a bit worrying that your personal measurements are so well known. The group has taken it upon themselves to redefine existing mathematical standards. According to group leader, Vic, 3mm will now become .003mm. This has serious consequences for all males, who have skited about their 6 inches. From now on 6 inches or 152.4mm, will become .152mm or .006 of an inch. What this will do for the male psyche, is yet to be known, but it's not going to be pretty.
September 8, 2010 9:02 AM
As anticipated Nos turned down my request for a special payment. He said that he didn't want to rush things and that he suspected I was being lead astray by my inflated view of my own value. He reckons spys are a dime a dozen these days and I'll have to make do with cut lunches from now on as well. He's very generous in holding on to his own money, in fact you need a crowbar to lever a 50cent coin out his palm - I think it's glued on.
Yes, I'm well aware of great leader #2 redefining metric measurement. But despite his attempt to scale everything down to the size of his brain .003mm, I am happy to disclose there has been no effect on my personal measurements and in fact I have had 5 more marriage proposals from malpal overnight, claiming that she has found her relationship with great leader #2 most unfulfilling while also noting her relationship with campmother was even worse.
This is not 'Keeping It simple Stupid' this is the mind of a simpleton.
ReplyDeleteVIC PERKISS, a 57-year-old Coromandel liquor store manager, "My wife read one of Karam's books and I remember her saying to me, `this guy didn't do it'. I didn't take any notice."
It wasn't until he began reading about the retrial that he got interested, and became convinced that Robin Bain, David's father, could not have done it. "What really opened my mind was when they said Robin Bain had a full bladder [after death]. I asked every man I could meet for a few days what was the first thing they did when they got up in the morning. They all said they went to the loo. That instigated me into looking into it further."
“ I asked every man I could meet for a few days what was the first thing they did when they got up in the morning”.
And that's it? Every piece of evidence is looked at by this halfwit on the bases that he asked every man for a couple of days “what was the first thing they did when they got up in the morning” .
I hope Perkiss asked also what their medical history was. Took into account age. Whether or not they were under stress. Were they in an incestuous relationship. Did they know if they retained urine after vacating and how much. And so on and so on and so on and so on..
I suspect Mr Perkiss is sampling far too much of his employers products.
Well, you may be right that Perkiss is a grog thief, but I think you're a little hard on halfwits by trying to elevate him to that level, having a brain that measures .003 makes it likely that even the small electrical current pulsing in his micro sized brain would be likely to cause a complete burnout and I believe that's what's happened.
ReplyDeleteNot only that, I don't believe a half-wit would be silly enough to approach other males for two days asking what they did when they got up in the morning. Well, at least not round here, where they'd likely be greeted with an uppercut that left similar tooth marks on their hands as were plainly showing on Robin's.
Putting that aside, it's a clear demonstration that the evolutionary process has also acted in reverse for Mr Perkiss and soon his brain size will be .00003 and about the same size of his bank account after he's left the Auckland High Court. I note that he's supported in his mathmatical calculations by none other than the revered dimwit jeeves50 and superdoof, apologist for sexual deviants - what a intellectual team.