Kent Parker and his Dogs Bollix.

From a concerned correspondent:


Nos, I was imagining how excited you were getting preparing to go to the
Dogs Bollix tonight to hear Kent howling. Sadly, I just went into the
passing phase website and it seems to not be showing that gig now. Not
sure if it is still on or not, perhaps you would like to check it out?
Best you wear overalls, a check shirt and straw hat. Blacken a couple of
your front teeth too, don't want you standing out in the crowd by looking
normal. ;)

I'm so disappointed. I've been standing outside all night in the fog with
my ticket, which got all wet and limp as though it was thinking of  sweet
Melanie so I swapped it for a dog biscuit I found in an old drunk's pocket
who was snoring in the doorway. At one stage I thought I heard Kenty
warming up, but alas it was The Devonport 'Fairy's' fog horn lamenting
soulfully through the white haze which seemed very appropriate to my sense
of longing.

Yet I may still go if I can get the old broomstick working.