Kent Parker - thick as a brick.

Old Kent is flat out on his 3rd attempt at finding a defence on the defamation charges he faces. He thinks 'just quietly,' as he puts it, that having his 2nd defence rejected was a victory because it left parts of his argument 'intact'. Poor stupid Kent doesn't realise that if he has no defence no weight is given to any other of his pleadings, like a horse race where a horse is disqualified, there is no solace for the owners or punters, that although the horse was disqualified it didn't fall over in the way Kent surely will.

Even after a year Kent still can't comprehend the charges he faces are both removed from the Bain case and Joe Karam. Kent wants the Bain case retried by way of his High Court defamation charges, additionally he wants to compare what he has allegedly done with what he feels Joe Karam has done. Kent is really a 3 year old in a sandpit, pointing the finger at somebody else for tipping sand all over himself and some of his playmates. He is a certifiable nutter. He says he is no longer afraid to go to Court which is an admission that he's been crapping himself for a year and permanently wearing diapers. I still recall his declaration that he wasn't going to spend a minute in Court with Joe Karam. He was right about that, to this point Joe hasn't even needed to attend because he would have little satisfaction in watching a moron shoot himself in the foot.

But Kent attests to being a veteran now, swimming around in his own crap for a year has emboldened him and one day he hopes to get a job swimming around in the Mangere sewerage ponds. He'll fit right in. Meanwhile one of his latest hopes is that he will tell the Court that dear old daddy didn't wash his hands because he still had blood on them. Way to go Kenty, just before you get shovelled out the doors of the High Court demand to have your fingernails swabbed to show that you haven't been using toilet paper for years - that could help out with your psychiatric report as to why you shouldn't be bankrupted.