To join the hangbainers there are a few simple rules as I understand, the first is not to have proven intellect above the level of half-wit, dim-wits and quarter-wits are fine. Zero-wits are also acceptable if accompanied by a consenting moron with a bus ticket. But that's only the first hurdle, the hangbainers are not any old knocked together bunch of half-wits or less, because they have to be able to do stick drawings of a hanging corpse, preference is given to half-wits or less-wits that can cackle. But because they are short on numbers, bringing along a recorded cackle on cd or an old 45 record is acceptable. Contributions are gratefully accepted from all members or any attending guests. Bags left at the bag checkin counter will be rifled and not returned.
There are few rules other than acknowledging that campmother is a genius, and a very good lookin one at that. On the walls are discreet notices not to annoy campmother with questions when he is looking in a mirror, apparently waiting for such periods is hazardous as can be attested to by the various skeletons littering the floor of those that starved to death watching campmother watch himself in the mirror - so friendly advice is to take a sandwich and three months supply of potato chips. But don't drink the water. I don't want to be indiscreet, but supergoose in his urine experiments has unfortunately led to a situation whereby the water supply is polluted and now has dead ducks and crocodiles floating upside down on the surface.
I can confidently predict that you won't get bored waiting to talk to campmother because there is a recording playing over and over, and over. It's the voice of linz4me listing his various medical conditions, spiteful comments about all his wives that left him, and talking about the Scott Watson case even though Mr Watson snr asked linz4me to shutup about it because he wasn't helping, he was making things worse. Enjoy your visit.
I think you are underestimating the ability of loosegoose's urine experiments. His experiments were developed in such a manner, that they were able to reveal amazing personal details, including how and where a person had spent the previous night.
ReplyDeleteThe implications of his experiments would have been huge for both medical and forensic science, if he hadn't kept his samples in Camp Mother's handbag.
The sample, sadly became contaminated by Camp Mother's pilocarpine. Consequently destroying both the urine samples, and the drugs, which were a full six months supply for himself and his followers.
*Pilocarpine is used to control excessive dribble (saliva)