Thursday, September 2, 2010

Kent Parker, News Flash from the Auckland High Court

Morning Kenty baby. Your application to submit as evidence six months of urine samples from yourself and Mike Stockdale has this morning been rejected. The Judge apparently said that you're trying to take the piss a little too far. It is after all a defamation case, not a comparison between the size of your and Mike's bladders or little weewees. But cheer up, you've been advised to see a urologist psychologist - there could be help for you afterall.


Yours sincerely


Goodnewsguy.

1 comment:

  1. Kentybaby's Aunt AgathaSeptember 3, 2010 at 9:05 AM

    My Kentybaby, bless his little cotton socks, has been a naughty naughty boy, and is going to bed without any treats!

    Kenty has confessed to making naughty nasty defamatory statements, and admitted he tried to escape being punished for the defamation by covering his sweet little bottom.

    Sadly, by trying to defend himself, he admitted he knew he was being defamatory. Naughty naughty little man!

    "Yes, use of the phrase "honest belief and opinion' is specifically aimed as a defence against Karam filing for defamation". Kent Parker 4 December 2009

    Didn't stop Joe, though, did it KentyBaby!

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