Well bugger this I can tell you that. This could be my last post. I'm sick of it, had a guts full really. I work my fingers to the bone going undercover and spying on everybody, take the evening off to watch the rugby with the Mad Captain McMahon and old Wayne Whiskers putting up with all the lies and exaggeration that goes with that only to find Nos has gone undercover in my absence and joined mother goobergoose's hate-site.
I'm sick of the bugger and all his namby pampy talk making out that he's never done anything wrong in his rotten life. He's so tight he's got his pockets sewn up. He thinks there's no skill needed going undercover and that anybody can do it. Well, he'll probably never return. That'll be the end of him, he'll probably be chased off into cyber space by a pack of barking dogs. Woof, woof, I can hear it now. His only chance will be if old kalpal starts rolling around in cowpats and gets in a fight with goobergoose over the fresher ones.
I bet the stupid bugger isn't even wearing a disguise. I'm not annoyed about it or anything. No, no, no, I'm not disappointed and angry. Not at all. It's doesn't bother me one bit. In fact, I'm happy about it. Yes. I just want to get my hands around his neck and give it a squeeze. That's all, nothing violent. I never really liked him anyway. He's always tricking me over my pay and the biggest bits of cake. What if he comes back and his parrots are gone - I bet he never thought of that. I'm going to talk to them. Maybe we can go on strike, perch up the back in the avocado tree and throw the green ones at him. He won't like that Mr 007.
I'd heard avocados could be fatal if you gave them to parrots. I always thought it meant fatal if they ate them...it seems not.
ReplyDeleteAs an observer, I have seen that all who enter that site have had their brains sucked out like there is a giant brain vacuum cleaner or something in there. Please wait until nos emerges, he may need more of your help and understanding unless he wore his tinfoil hat when entering. I hope he did.
ReplyDeleteSo Nos, like Alice has ventured off to Wonderland.
ReplyDeleteI hope he realises Mad Hatter Kent established that particular swamp inspired by Alice.
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
If our Nos returns, before Queen Annie of Tarts yells 'off with his head', I expect he will be muttering more than "Curiouser and curiouser!"