Monday, July 2, 2012

Kenty - busker bill?

Well at least Joe Karam took a photo of Kent busking outside the High Court in Auckland in what one of my friends described as a potential world wide YouTube hit of making an audience puke just from a sound bite.

I was intrigued by the 2 (or was it 3 other protesters.) I guess Kent was counting the 2 placards in the background and the open empty mouth of his guitar case that by 5pm only had two stray dogs urinate a donation inside.

Kent goes back in 2 weeks, and most of us know 2 week adjournments in the High Court indicate some urgency or frustration from the Court that one party is pushing the moron limits to the max.

How sad for camp mother to be reduced to singing outside the Court only to be saluted by 2 errant mutts pissing of the single remaining lettuce sandwich he brought all the way from Palmerston North.

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  1. You call that singing? Honestly he wasn't even second grade, I almost pee'd myself with laughter.

    The JFRB group need to start being honest with Kent and stop being cruel by raising his hopes that he can be some sort of leader. He can't sing, he is a very average guitar player, and has the look of a drongo. The groups numbers have dropped since he 'took over'. They've had to hide behind internet security, and are being sued, and the only press they are getting makes them look and sound like a bunch of paranoid idiots. Well done Kent Parker - what a dork.

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    1. I actually think 'Home, home of the deranged' was an inappropriate song to be singing at the High Court. It might be the number #1 song of Counterspin during doses of electric shock treatment but the High Court is not the place for it, or for sniffing around lettuce sandwiches which have seen better days.

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    2. it was a right spectacle, what a laugh!

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  2. As with anonymous, I laughed until almost accident time, then nearly started crying. It was almost sad to see how seriously Kent took himself, only to be shown up as a fool by the news report. That whole news item said "Look at this idiot. Thinks he can sing, he can't. Thinks we want to hear him speak, we don't." They even showed Mr Karam laughing at him while taking a photo.
    Sad, sad man, that Kent.

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    1. At least slippery Vicky was smart enough to keep his mug out of the shot. He might not be as thick as he looks and sounds after all. I wonder where the 600 supporters were?

      There's one report circulating that Vic asked Kent how much he raised only to be told Kent had eaten the sandwich which by then was very soggy from the attentions of those two stray mutts. Apparently, Vicky was beside himself and threatening to call dog control when suddenly he got a message from Melanie warning not to so because the committee wouldn't have enough funds to pay the fee to get Vicky and Kenty baby out of the pound.

      Personally Kenty might have enjoyed a night howling in the pound and who knows there may have been even more capable of producing the sound of constipated dog in time for next appearance in Auckland.

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