This from a correspondent:
Hehehe - well thanks to Mrs Anonymous who kindly provided me with the phone
number for Dogs Bollicks, I phone them a few minutes ago.
Said I was
meant to be attending a gig there tonight, but couldn't make it
and was
wondering if they got a good turn out.
The guy that answered said "ah no,
actually they cancelled, some guy, he
thinks his name was Kent, phoned on
Tuesday to cancel because there was a
very little response and it didn't
look like anyone could make it. He was
going to concentrate his efforts on
Dunedin, and might try again later in
the year - but according to the young
man, they are pretty peeved off, and
Kent will have to do some pretty fancy
talking to get the place again. I
said to him that sounds like Kent Parker
- and he said yep, that was the
name.
We shouldn't really laugh at Kent, but then again why not.
He's a total d head with less brain activity than a fossilised snail.
Speaking of snails, Kent's fund raising tour is going at a snail's pace. In fact the only thing consistent about it to this point is the cancelled dates. You think he'd get the message. Or that one of his few hate-siters left, like Christine Williams who made the 'signs' for his Auckland High Court 'music protest' would tell him what a dick he is. However Christine seems to have a fascination with dicks and probably wishes she was one herself - look in the mirror Christine that tiny thing where your head should be isn't a sleeping muppet - you don't need to lust after Kent being a dick head because you are one yourself. Congratulations on that, and you too Kent - way to go.
Could it be that they had warning when he was filmed and put on TV1? How could anyone put themselves in danger of hearing more of him than the sound bite we were subject to when watching the news?
ReplyDeleteWhat a dork he is. How many careers has he tried? How many times has he failed? How many members did he say his organisation had, 600 or something, and yet he couldn't get 20 or so to listen to him sing? If he can't take the hint from that, the man is brain dead.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he will get a good turnout in Dunedin, Van Beynan might even write a story about it - cause telling stories is what he does best.
It would have been such a boost for Kenty if the concert had gone ahead, or even if Mel had drawn a poster that Kent could look at instead of her. They're such a charming couple though, desperate, but charming.
ReplyDeletewhat a fitting end to a ridiculous situation. The guy can't sing and no one in their right mind would pay money to listen to his caterwauling about the black hands.
ReplyDeleteBloody unbelievable how he gets such delusions in his mind. He seriously needs help, the first part of that being disappearing along with his rotten hate-site and his few rotten, nutty friends.
DeleteKent Parker reminds me of that new US comedy where two broke girls are raising money for their cupcake fund. Most of the time their efforts cost them more money than they make.
ReplyDeleteKent's Cupcake Fund -$lots. "JFRB goes Bankrupt" - I thought they were trying to honour the man, not disgrace his name further.