Sunday, December 19, 2010

World Champion Desperate Idiot Competition... the nominees

Kalnovitch....for posting something like forty posts in a row late at night to gain the 'coveted' 10,000 post on a thread only later to pretend is was incidental, then getting banned.

Linz4me....for surviving on three bottles of plonk a day and countless pills with a live mackerel up his backside.

Sweetad....for just generally being so desperate and swooning at the feet of campmother and giving him god-like status for getting sued nearly 200 times. And not to forget, for organising a public event in her home city that no one attended.

goldnkiwi....for her poetry to dead donkeys and for having the 'courage' to sue her own father.

obook....fat Tony for attacking the Jury because he was wrong. And for predicting he would be a forensic pathologist in the year past, but achieving only the status of being a plagiarizer and worshipper of Rodney Hide to the point of calling himself rodney osook in complete idolisation of the MP for Epsom.

dcameron....for holding out on those mystery photos for so long.

kookybelle.....for never producing the post mortem report which 'proved' Laniet had never been pregnant.

luckytrader....for being a persistant arsew...

kirkmaiden....for providing the opportunity to guess who his 'new' id would be and quickly giving the answer by posting the same discredited dribble.

superslueth....for maintaining that it was a 'myth' that daddy's blood was found in the rife or that David wasn't strip searched. For breaking his word and posting again on threads that he started and which got wiped out before hitching a ride on an old thread and talking to himself for days on end.

goobergolf....for selling all her mates down the river and giving the Karam team all the evidence in the world they'll need. She sure knows how to keep a secret.

Apologies, to the many other sisters that should get a mention, but the competition has been tough with the standard of idiocy at world class level....

But the winner must be desperate Stockdale, a world class, desperate idiot!

Congratulations Mike, you're a clear winner and in reality only goobergolf got close to your standard, but you have to take some credit for that because you were also one of the idiots there posting live to the world as you stalked and schemed with the other sisters.

2 comments:

  1. Well, against some awesome competition, superidiot was in a class of his own. He sure knows how to talk to himself, the only thing is that he forgets that he repeats and contradicts hmself all the time. He can now advance to Year 2 at school.

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  2. It will have to be a special school though for obvious reasons.

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