Friday, September 17, 2010

'What do you think Garth?' asked Rodney.

'Get rid of the prick before we all go down.'

'Now the situation has become untenable, it's every man for himself David. Don't worry about jumping,' said Rodney. 'I'll give you a push. Tallyho, bottoms up, good chap.'

'But what's the difference between today and yesterday, you've known all this for years.'

'The difference old son, is that I'm sprung as well and I'm more important than you.'

'How's that?'

'Well, I'm shorter and fatter for a start. Besides that I'm the party leader not the Captain of a ship.'

'Shouldn't we blame Garth? It was his idea.'

'Listen David, Garth's an important man. I'm an important man and you're a crook. I don't know why I ever trusted you.'

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