Saturday, September 18, 2010

There, there misspew. Trout spout.

All your 'recovered memory' proves is that you've always been a bser able to convince yourself of anything.
But don't worry Christine Saturday night is upon us, isn't it time for a meltdown, time for one of barely disguised psycho personalities to emerge again. You know the ones, were you start stalking, threatening and fantasise about torchlight.

I had a recovered memory once. My father and I were carting things out of the garage and into the yard. It was very vivid and very real. I remembered every detail, even the clothes I was wearing and I knew exactly how old I was. Five. Everything was fine until my parents pointed out that the garage wasn't built until I was seven.
I would even have sworn to it being the truth on the Bible.
I have never trusted recovered memories since then and fake ones even less.

Quotemisspw (65 ) 3:44 pm, Sat 18 Sep #27433


I like that touch about the Bible, certainly shows how far you'll go to try and convince people with your lies! 'Very vivid and very real' I'm sure it was, just like all your other episodes.
Had any visits from officials about your Contempt of Court? You remember, when you were frothing at the mouth over getting an illegal copy of the Trial transcript. What a fizzer for you, when you finally realised that the Jury got it right and that you really are a moron after all. The big breakthrough - the Trial transcript that you managed to read in a single day sitting in your lonely outhouse with the wetas, it wasn't worth it, was it Christine? You were better off not knowing the truth. Chins up, old trout spout.

5 comments:

  1. Thank you Chrissy for proving to us all (yet again) that you are very deserving of the moron of the week award!

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  2. Misspw swearing on the bible?
    So that's what was causing all the lightening strikes today!
    If she is going to come up with a story, it should at least be remotely truthful, and reasonably simialr to the subject matter.

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  3. Think about those poor wetas, clambering over such an enormous arsescape, putting up with the smell of that longdrop while Christine was dribbling and picking her nose and trying to figure out how daddy's blood got inside the barrel.

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  4. There is no such word as arsescape. However, I have submitted a new word to The Oxford Dictionary which fully describes the situation, and which after approval, and a few hundred years of common usage, will apply not only to Christine William's bottom but those of other hate-siters - lardscapes.

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  5. This thread appears to be coming to an end. I thought it might be appropriate to finish off with one of Robin Bain's little jokes. supersleuth (0 )  10:45 am, Sat 18 Sep #27428.........THE JOKE IS COUNTERSPIN.......nowhere else would there be such a raft of argument on the nuts and bolts, goldnkiwi (608 )  2:03 pm, Sat 18 Sep #27429........THEY HAVE GOT THE NUTS BIT RIGHT....... It isn't only the information itself and the debate it is the links that are valuable and googling key phrases often brings up the votemenot reference. Quote misspw (65 )  2:38 pm, Sat 18 Sep #27430........THEY POST ON TM AND REFER TO THEMSELVES ON VOTEMENOT, BRILLIANT....... cybernana wrote: cowgirljo (179 )  6:08 pm, Sat 18 Sep #27436 …..........A CRY FOR HELP...................Please thread continue, thanks. Quote
    mercury14 (157 )  8:27 pm, Sat 18 Sep #27437.......ANOTHER PLEA FOR HELP................I think everyone is busily digesting the retrial transcript. Those that have it. I must say I am pretty appalled at the inadequacy of the prosecution and the treatment of the police witnesses. What do you think?
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    misspw (65 )  9:34 pm, Sat 18 Sep #27438........CLUTCHING AT STRAWS...........Considering Mander is Deputy Solicitor General (prosecutions) and Raftery has been a prosecutor in Auckland for a number of years and was part of the Prosecution Team in R v Watson, one has to say there is an appearance of not really worrying about securing a conviction as a not guilty verdict could be cheaper than keeping DB in prison.
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    linz4me (276 )  12:19 am, Sun 19 Sep #27440........................FRIGGIN MADNESS HAS SET IN COMPLETELY........................ cybernana wrote: obook (165 )  12:27 am, Sun 19 Sep #27441.................SCREAMING OUT FOR HELP.................THE ONLY CONTACT THESE PEOPLE HAVE HAD WITH THE REAL WORLD WAS ON THE 11TH OF SEPTEMBER, THEY ARE SELF DESTRUCTING AND ITS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE WITNESSED FOR QUITE SOME CONSIDERABLE TIME.

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