Sorry about sending those bills for kent's recent psychiatric care to you. He passed them onto me saying that I'd helped drive him crazy. I spoke to a lawyer about it and his opinion was that if anyone was liable it's you Nos, because I'm working for you undercover to show that Kent Parker is a madman. So the way the lawyer figured it out was that's your fault that kentybaby is a madman.
I'm not trying to cover my bets Nos, and I know that I'll somehow end up paying for your mistakes, but could you tell me, just between you and I and 33 uninterested spectators, how come come campmother is facing 303 charges in the High Court when he all he was trying to do was be a campmother?
Sincerely yours
Your old pal (the impoverished and underpaid, spat upon, super secret agent)
Goodnewsguy
OMG!! 303 charges against poor Kent. No wonder he has become almost invisible. Still he has sweet_ad fawning over him which must be of some comfort. Also it means that sweet_ad may have a friend after all. Next year the 2 of them will be at the Memorial in June, how sweet?
ReplyDeleteI read earlier in the week that Kent Parker was going to issue a press release on his 497th analysis he has made of Joe Karam since May of this year. It all sounded very important and I know how Kent likes to feel very important. Well, he read it out to a packed audience of 2, sweetad and a reporter she had lured along on the pretence there was going to be refreshments and a live sex show afterwards. Kent read out his defamatory speech which only took 7 hours 27 minutes and 16 seconds. After polite applause the reporter said he couldn't print such defamatory nonsense and asked if Kent had stopped taking his pills. Perhaps in an attempt to console the visibly upset Kent, the reporter also said that because interest was high he'd be able to print something about the 303 charges Kent is facing in the High Court. At this point Kent's eyes started rolling before he collapsed to the stage howling and asking for his mother. Not overcome in anyway by the blubbering Kent and all the noise he was making, sweetad turned to the reporter and asked if he was interested in being in a live sex show and having a quick cup of tea afterwards.
ReplyDelete303 charges! Kentbaby is acting like a 'jealous schoolgirl'. I have to admit, Joe looked pretty good in a pair of short shorts that showed an awfully cute butt. I can understand the attraction. Perhaps they can make a movie, and get Michael Douglas to play Karam, and Glenn Close can play Kent. Oh wait, that's already been done, in Fatal Attraction.
ReplyDeleteDear GNG
ReplyDeleteSo good to see you standing up for your rights. It's only fair Nos pays for any damage you do to Kentybaby's fragile reality.
Things are not looking too good for Kenty, as more and more evidence is found where he openly acknowledges he knew he was making defamatory statements. He's going to have a lot of trouble proving they weren't defamatory, when he has said they are!
An insanity plea is highly recommended!
I reckon Kentybaby will be starting to wish he'd never heard of the internet!
But I suppose with sugamomma's like KKK saying money will be no problem, he doesn't have much left to lose, his good name departed months ago!