Stalking stalkers by Goodnewsguy.

Stalking stalkers isn't as much fun as you might think. It's pretty boring really and some of the noises that old supersleuth makes when breaking wind are quite objectionable but not as much when he's muttering to himself and measuring his urine samples early in the morning. I wish he'd just speak up, and who the hell is this 'little willie' that he keeps talking to has got me beat. What I'd like to know is whether is legal to have 'little willie' locked up in old sleuth's toilet having to watch him measure his urine samples. Some things should be private, surely.

Just because I'm a stalker stalking a stalker doesn't mean I haven't got feelings. I think that Nos should remember that, also that I'm smell-sensitive. I'll lay it on the line right now if supergoose starts measuring poo samples, I'm outa here. If I can, I'll take little willie with me, being locked in a toilet can't be much fun anyway, but witnessing supergoose taking poo samples would be too much for anybody, little willie or not.

I don't want people to think I'm just using this as an excuse to bring up employment issues because I'm not. The fact that Nos doesn't appreciate what I have to go through in order to provide him with undercover information is neither here nor there. I'm not bitter that Nos didn't have the foresight to appreciate that stalking supergoose might include urine and poo samples. All of which is irrelevant to my non issues of poor pay, never seeing my family and being required to be following around some old coot who has no idea where he's going. I hope that is clear to all, that I'm not moaning.

I hope it is also clear that just because the Justice Department have taken no interest in sleuth being a member and sponsor of a hate-site, and having embarked upon contacting witnessess and stalking details of jury members along with the combined efforts of his fellow hate-siters to do the same - that I don't see why I should have to do it. It's not in my employment contract - even though I don't have one, resulting from the fact Nos reckoned that if he gave me an employment contract I'd have to sign it using an X so that nobody would know my true identity if I was caught listening to supersleuth mumbling to little willie. Sometimes life isn't fair as my research shows. With all the people that signed kent's petition using an X, well, how did they get away with it, that's what I'd like to know.