Oh gosh, how could it have happened? How did I ever know they couldn't get Robin's dna out of the barrel - poor chapette, pedo supporters. Surely, hangbainers, moronic twisted sisters, we can now move on to your appearance in Court. I admit that it won't be as much fun as I first thought. The registrar has denied my application to have a man sized pot boiling away before the Jury, just to get them in the mood to return to the cannibal ways of the old days when everybody could feed off the rotten bones of defamatory, stalking, incalcitrants such as you are.
I'm sorry for being so nice and pleasant, it's just that I'm overcome by hunger and I wish you'd been better fed and refrained from eating grass and cowpats - just so I could have a good feed of pork trotters without worrying about the fat, or bs content. But I realise that I can't always get things my own way and the Judge reminded me of that when he denied my request to boil you up while the jury heard the evidence. He said it was premature ingestion and he should know - the fat bastard.
You and your big mouth. You've stirred them up, now they're advocating the government create an award for school pupils in Robin's memory.
ReplyDeleteWould love to hear the schools response to that one, considering the official answer when the Bain name is mentioned is 'no comment', I can't see them accepting the suggestion very politely.