Thanks for your cheque which finally arrived on a trailer towed by an Giant African Snail. Unfortunately the bank has told me that your signature marked by an X is of the same worthless value as a name on a petition signed, by a half-wit hate-siter, fifteen times in a row.
Please be so kind to forward on by express Giant African Snail Post a fresh cheque bearing XOXOXO because I love you too. I also love mummy and the cat which is currently being eaten by the bloody big snail in the driveway.
Your old pal,
goodygoody gumdrops.
over 900 already. Hooray for free speech eh?
ReplyDeleteYou do realise that you are going to be blamed for signing all those X's on the petition, don't you?
ReplyDeleteThey (as in the spinners) like to blame everything on you, hoping they can fool their brainless moronic supporters into believing there is only one person not sucked in by their crap.
I see you are being attributed for the second blog, and obviously they haven't found the third one, or you'd get the blame for that as well.
No wonder your computer needed repairs. It's overworked like that poor sweet man, goodnewsguy.
I thought you might like to show this link on your site.
ReplyDeleteThis is what a real petition looks like.
63,000 signatures for the Hobbit, and kentybaby got how many for his petition?
At this rate we have more chance of a Hobbit being next primeminister than we have of kenty's petition being noticed.
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?hobfilm