Kent Parker: Not so popular?

This from a correspondent:

Hehehe - well thanks to Mrs Anonymous who kindly provided me with the phone
number for Dogs Bollicks, I phone them a few minutes ago.

Said I was meant to be attending a gig there tonight, but couldn't make it
and was wondering if they got a good turn out.

The guy that answered said "ah no, actually they cancelled, some guy, he
thinks his name was Kent, phoned on Tuesday to cancel because there was a
very little response and it didn't look like anyone could make it.  He was
going to concentrate his efforts on Dunedin, and might try again later in
the year - but according to the young man, they are pretty peeved off, and
Kent will have to do some pretty fancy talking to get the place again.  I
said to him that sounds like Kent Parker - and he said yep, that was the
name.


We shouldn't really laugh at Kent, but then again why not.
He's a total d head with less brain activity than a fossilised snail.
Speaking of snails, Kent's fund raising tour is going at a snail's pace. In fact the only thing consistent about it to this point is the cancelled dates. You think he'd get the message. Or that one of his few hate-siters left, like Christine Williams who made the 'signs' for his Auckland High Court 'music protest' would tell him what a dick he is. However Christine seems to have a fascination with dicks and probably wishes she was one herself - look in the mirror Christine that tiny thing where your head should be isn't a sleeping muppet - you don't need to lust after Kent being a dick head because you are one yourself. Congratulations on that, and you too Kent - way to go.