The Counterspin Freedom of Expression Tour will consist of at least three fund raising events held in different locations around the country involving various forms of entertainment including music.
Update: The focus of the tour is now changing to freedom of speech and the new nominal name is Counterspin: Freedom of Expression Tour.
Don't worry folks it is going to happen because Kenty says so. Put your doubts about him starting his own political party, about raising a petition that 20,000 nzers would sign before he sent it to the previous Minister of Justice, his claim that David Bain would never apply for compensation, that he, Kenty, would never spend a minute inside a courtroom with Joe Karam - put all those unfair doubts aside because Kenty's summer concert programme has been amended, again. He's even thought up a new name designed to bring a tear to the eyes of even the most sceptical - yes, it's now the Freedom of Expression with events in at 'least' three different locations around the country. After discreet inquiries with his booking agent Melanie White, aka Miss Bimbo Bond, who told me she could arrange a free pass into her bedroom any time on the single condition that I was least breathing - what high standards she has. Miss Bimbo Bond has confirmed that the first location will be in Kenty's hallway where he'll talk to Vic Perkiss on the phone to reassure him that everything is fine and dandy and that Vic should stop crying and wailing, the second site will be in Kenty's study where he shall steel himself to look at certain pics of Ms Bond she has insisted he finally view of her, naked as a jay bird arising from the black waters of her pool fountain covered in emerald green frogs and spitting out live tadpoles to the sound of kent's most recent music collaboration titled "Kiss this frog baby."
You guessed it, the third concert location will be kent's newly renovated outhouse, that has had the 302 weta's removed to a wildlife park, where he will puke freely into his long drop.
I'll donate to that.
I would go to these events, but my Mum taught me it was rude to stare, point and laugh at people. It doesn't matter how strange they are.
ReplyDeleteYou should go. Kent understands bad manners, he's made a career of using them.
Deletehope the freedom of expression tour comes with a free bucket. I gotta a feeling that the kent's musical expressions will make people want to puke!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Kent might yet rename the 'tour' a 3rd time, afterall he's a specailist in 3s as is shown by his 3 failed defences in the Auckland High Court. Perhaps he should invite the three people expected to attend to 'Bring your own bucket,' BYOB to keep his expenses down. In his own case I'd advise 'Bring your own Barrel,' BYOB because he does a lot spewing.
ReplyDeleteIt may be worth mentioning to kent by someone in his inner circle, say Melanie or the cockroaches, that even barrels (forget about buckets - think big) of vomit aren't accepted currency in the Registry of the High Court. We don't want Kent causing another scene there by trying to lecture about freedom of speech or indeed freedom to make payment with genuine hate-siters bile, what a messy exercise things have become since he began accepting advice from Ms Bond and how he must wish not leaving her as patron of the 'Southern Belles Lonely Heart Club.' She might be a reigning beauty in tadpole and frog circles but Kent might best have been mindful that not everyone thinks that frogs and slugs are adorable in times of desperation.
According to Kent the finances are going great. The money is rolling in after his last begging attempt. There is something very heartbreaking in watching a grown man cry and beg. Must have worked a treat, although he's still more than $10,000 short, and that's just for what is owing to date. He hasn't seen what the final account will be when the Judge slams the hammer down and works out the price of Kent's stupidity.
DeleteI would have liked to have gone to the trial, however now I doubt one will ever take place. Parker and Purkiss do not have a defence. Parker might try to enjoin the 16 others, but I think that would be rejected by both Karam and the Court. Anyway, attempting to enjoin the others would probably be taken as an indication that Parker has known all along that he's made and published defamatory comment - in fact continues to do so.
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