Kent Parker, is your goose cooked?

Some tips Kenty.

1/ If your goose is cooked it'll be as scrawny and naked as you and Vic Purkiss comparing doodles in the mirror.

2/ If your goose is cooked you'll be feeling slightly sick after trooping off to the High Court and making a dick or yourself. Any reasonable person would know that, in your case, you wouldn't have to go to the High Court to prove that were a dick, you just needed to look in the mirror at you Vic and notice the missing willies.

3/ If your goose is cooked Kent you'll notice your rotten crew have slunk off, that you're not popular anymore and the contributions of 'another $5 sent in' as described by Rita Cochrane wont be pouring through your door faster that your tears are rolling out.

4/ Failing all this helpful advice assisting you, stick a fork in your bottom and record how many weeks it takes before you go 'ooch.'

Hope this helps Kent, jolly good and spot on, bottoms up and forks at 2 cm.

Nos.

PS, pitch forks are acceptable, no need to use those fancy stainless steel ones.