Dear Kent Parker,

You are a crook Kent Parker, and a bloody boring one as well. Do you think you'll ever work out what a self-toucher you are? Leave yourself alone man.
But now you've chickened out, closed up Counterspin before we even got to the second round. Don't be embarrassed Kent for showing yourself up for what was already obvious.
I know you gave other people no chance when you attacked them in subterfuge just to promote the argument you'd already lost. They call that 'king hits' Kent, but the problem with your 'king hits' is that you whacked yourself in the bonk instead.
Don't be too sad, after you've been bankrupted maybe you could write a book. Here's a few prospective titles for you to consider:

How to go from being a messiah to being a moron in 12 months.

I wished I'd stuck with what I'm good at, nothing.

Mike Stockdale and kulkkublle welched on me.

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I trusted Annette Curran.

If only my dad had let me play rugby I wouldn't have been so jealous of Joe.

Luckytrader taught me everything I know.

Please, I never meant to do it.

I hated being an orange boy.

Next time I'll listen to my mother.

Melanie White is stalking me.

100 things you need to know before starting a hate-site.

The inside story from the High Court dungeons.

I was dropped on my head as a child.