Dear Nos,
Some of the children are worried about you wanting to cook Mike Stockdale in the olde cannibalistic ways of the past to consume your enemy, and leave his skull in the rafters of the sleeping hut so that you will be able to differentiate between the ghosts that visit at night. They've asked me if you have ever heard of Kentucky Fried Chicken for example, or even a cup of cocoa.
It seems Nos, these days, that putting your enemies in cooking pots and eating them afterwards is not considered to be a fast food option after all. I hope this may cause you time to pause, and reconsider your intention of opening 5 fast food cannibalistic takeaway outlets in the greater Auckland area before xmas and increase the number to 10 instead - just for the xmas rush.
Your old buddy pal,
GNG (Weightwatchers)
Catherine Kennedy will love your stories about the roasting. It was the 3rd Earl Kennedy, Gilbert, that roasted the Abbot of Crossraguel slowly over a fire to gain his land.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be very familiar with the whole concept, and is probably gathering the fuel to light her own fire, I doubt there is anyone that would want to do it for her.