Unaccustomed as I am Nos..

I bet you never thought I'd come up with that one. Unaccustomed as you are to providing fair remuneration for a fair remuneration of one's task, I think you might have realised by now that you're a blinking robber. I no longer care for your pleadings about Aunty Racheal's pet rosella breeding programme. I must be paid even if it's just a few crackers and an old bottle top. How cold your heart must be leaving me pecking around in the chicken coop with my feathers all ruffled thinking about Adeline S Desperate while the bl..dy rooster was crowing and carrying on about the power bill.