Don't get down in the dumps kal pal. Enjoy yourself, plait a few nooses from the dog hair off your bed. Be happy, run a fresh rinse of blue through your hair, take a double dose of flea treatment. Enjoy yourself.
Things are not so sad kal, not as sad as you think, there's still hope. Why, I've read about a couple of gents from the vicinity who've had to go to Court, one for relationships with a donkey and another who was particularly fond of a certain sheep.
Maybe instead of plaiting nooses you could make yourself a donkey/sheep costume, because some people can't tell difference or don't care anyway, then you could wear a donkey/sheep costume and go 'eeawh, baa baa' instead having to bark all the time and upset the neighbours with your dog farm and flea problems.
Hope this helps,
Love
GNG.
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