Anonymous said...
I think you are underestimating the ability of loosegoose's urine experiments. His experiments were developed in such a manner, that they were able to reveal amazing personal details, including how and where a person had spent the previous night.
The implications of his experiments would have been huge for both medical and forensic science, if he hadn't kept his samples in Camp Mother's handbag.
The sample, sadly became contaminated by Camp Mother's pilocarpine. Consequently destroying both the urine samples, and the drugs, which were a full six months supply for himself and his followers.
*Pilocarpine is used to control excessive dribble (saliva)
Astonishingly as it may sound, I now realise that one of the crocs that I thought was dead might have been 'crocking it' due to campmother's excessive pilocarpine. That particular croc lying on its back had an amazing similarity to goobergolfgold and the ocassional wink that croc gave now leads me to believe it was an attempt to seduce me. My goodness, what a turnup for the books. I can hardly concentrate because of the enormity of it all, because the second dead croc (and I didn't want mention it until now because it is Friday the 13th) was rolling over in the slimy spittle giving body counts in a voice that sounded amazingly like kalpals counting cowpats.
It is interesting to think about what might be in Camp Mother's handbag.
ReplyDeleteHis begging cup and a crumpled piece of paper he calls a petition, also a pencil, well worn down from signing the petition so many times, himself. No doubt the daily paper, to see if he's made the news, and of course, a supply of names in the death notices. Great for when you can't think up any more names yourself.
What else do you suppose is in there?
Possibly a spare pair of knickers, for after he's read his mail from the lawyers.